Just humor me for a second...

My colleague and friend, Leah, explained the significance of a tattoo on her wrist that I'd never seen before. That spurred a conversation about tattoos and though I think tattoos are pretty awesome, I'm so non-committal about things, I don't see myself ever getting inked. Also, I'm not a huge fan of needles or pain and I get tired of things really quickly. I could see myself regretting the tattoo after about a month. (Maybe that's why people get the ol' tramp stamp? Out of sight, out of mind?)

This is just for the sake of nonsense, but you MUST choose from one of the following tattoos. Again, if you want to participate, you must choose from the options below. If you don't like this game, well too bad - it's my game and I said so, so just pick something and move on:

1. A little tiny swastika in the middle of your forehead (just an itty bitty one)
2. Two or three tear drops near your eye (left or right eye; like I care, it's your face)
3. The famous "cat butt" tattoo
4. The phrase "Meaningful Chinese saying" in Chinese on your mid-lower back
5. Your current significant other's name in any visible location
6. A giant "W" on each butt cheek

I think your choice will say a lot about you.  These are your only options.  If you choose something else, you're just not following very basic instructions and that signifies that you're a loser.  Thanks for playing.